Happy Columbus Day!!!

Yes, it was a joke.
Here are some responses. The names have been omitted to protect the innocent.
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You make me laugh!Unfortunately, I won't be able to make it to your bash. But we do need todo an after-work drink sometime soon.
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*Blank* and I are jumping in the car right now!
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Date challenged, are we?
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You're such a dork!
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This is so outrageous, but if you're serving pasta I just might be there. You realize that it's August if course.
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christopher columbus was a brutal terrorist who landed on the completely wrong continent and immediately proceeded to slaughter the natives, give them diseases, and wipe out their food sources.-
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DRIVE CAREFULLY AND WATCH FOR CHRISTOPHER AND HIS COLUMBUS DAY CELEBRATIONS.
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Isn't Columbus Day in October? Anyway, sorry I won't be able to come, since I won't be in the states until Easter.
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I'M SURE SOMEONE HAS ALREADY REMINDED YOU THE CALENDAR SAY'S THIS YEAR'S COLUMBUS DAY IS ON MONDAY, OCTOBER 10TH. THAT WILL GIVE YOU 2 WHOOPEE DAYS.
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