Two for the price of one.

I'm going to post a two-parter blog, since I haven't done anything in a while. I apologize to my family who will be reading this and may be a bit concerned, having never seen this side of me before.


Fuck Off and Die (originally posted on Myspace, Oct 24, 2005)

What should have been a joyous night, filled with the sounds of Veronica Mars has deteriorated into an annoying....something.

To all those who purposefully create and spread viruses: Please, do us all a favor and FUCK OFF AND DIE. Seriously. Choke on you own vomit, fall off a cliff, may all you family and friends do the same, and FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!

Thanks to you, I will most likely have to format my hard drive, something I truly hate to do.

There is a special kind of Hell for people like you.


Fuck Off and Die, Part 2 (Originally posted on Myspace, Nov 21, 2005)

So, about a month ago, I wrote a little open letter to those people who think it's fun to spread viruses.

I'd like to expand that to those who break into cars and steal stereos. May you and all your family Fuck off and Die.

I hate everything right now. I hate the guy above/possibly to the side of me who always plays his music loud and only when I'm trying to go to bed or have a headache and I can also hear him loud and clear when he takes a piss. I hate every person who lives in my apartment complex because I think it might be that person, no THAT person who broke into my car, then laughs on the inside everytime they see me around. I hate the fact that I now have to buy a new stereo out of my own money because it's not worth $500. I hate that they may have done more damage than I can see now. I hate that I'm going to have to call the police tomorrow and possibly have to leave work to meet the officer who I'm sure won't do anything. I hate that I'll probably buy an alarm system for my POS, on top of the fact that my car is making weird smells and noises. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone please cheer me up.

There you go. Two for the price of one.