If I get dooced for this, I really wouldn't care.

Imagine a soldier who is told to go to war, heads over there, then, when that soldier gets there, they are told they can't use any firearms. Then they are told they can't use any weapons whatsoever. Then they are told they can't use the radio. Then they are told all they should do is sit and peel potatoes all day. Even when they are done, just sit there, because "Policy" dictates that each soldier does ONE thing, and cannot overlap duties, and they are not authorized to do anything else, even though they know how to do Everything else.
When all of you wonder why I have time to check my email or Myspace all day, think of that soldier.