Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Happy Columbus Day!!!

Yes, it was a joke.
Here are some responses. The names have been omitted to protect the innocent.
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You make me laugh!Unfortunately, I won't be able to make it to your bash. But we do need todo an after-work drink sometime soon.
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*Blank* and I are jumping in the car right now!
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Date challenged, are we?
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You're such a dork!
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This is so outrageous, but if you're serving pasta I just might be there. You realize that it's August if course.
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christopher columbus was a brutal terrorist who landed on the completely wrong continent and immediately proceeded to slaughter the natives, give them diseases, and wipe out their food sources.-
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DRIVE CAREFULLY AND WATCH FOR CHRISTOPHER AND HIS COLUMBUS DAY CELEBRATIONS.
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Isn't Columbus Day in October? Anyway, sorry I won't be able to come, since I won't be in the states until Easter.
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I'M SURE SOMEONE HAS ALREADY REMINDED YOU THE CALENDAR SAY'S THIS YEAR'S COLUMBUS DAY IS ON MONDAY, OCTOBER 10TH. THAT WILL GIVE YOU 2 WHOOPEE DAYS.
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Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Cindy Sheehan - Does she really deserve an audience?

Unless you just don't pay attention to the news, you probably know who Cindy Sheehan is. Just in case you don't, her son was killed in Iraq last year, and she is holding a vigil outside George W. Bush's ranch in Texas, demanding an audience with the president.
I don't know whether it was today or yesterday, but sometime this last week, one of Bush's neighbors fired a shotgun over the group of protesters that has begun to gather. This is a heinous act that only proves hicks still exist in this country.
But the real question is: Does Cindy Sheehan really deserve an audience? What has she done that makes her more important than the millions of people who want an audience with Bush? Is it because her son was killed? That would make thousands of families eligible. Does that make her voice more important than mine? I pay my taxes. I vote. Does Bush have that kind of time? Apparently so, since he has the time to take the entire month of August off for vacation. But I digress.
With a little research, you will discover that Cindy Sheehan has already had an audience with the president. We can assume that this was a grieving session, in which Bush used the time to console Sheehan and her family. Why should she get another shot? And another thing: Who can say what her son would think? Can she really say she is speaking for him? I know I may get some flack for that, but it's the truth. It's along the same thread as Pro-War activists saying that those who died in the Twin Tower tragedy would question the patriotism of anyone who questioned the war. Did we learn nothing from Jeremy Glick on the O'Reilly Factor?
After thinking a little while, I can only come up with one answer, and that is this:
George W. Bush is a horrible, horrible president. I mean really, taking the entire month of August off? You're the president! You don't get vacations!
Sorry, I kind of veered off there. The question as to whether or not Cindy Sheehan deserves an audience becomes a moot point if we consider the fact that this whole situation stopped becoming just about a woman and her son. It's really a larger reflection of a president ignoring his country. This is a president who has held steadfast on his beliefs in spite of criticism. No, not just criticism. Facts.
I despise this man and what he has put our country through, but if I take a step back and put, for example, Bill Clinton, a president whom I admire, into Bush's position, I realize that my position on Cindy Sheehan would change. I could say that I think that Clinton would allow an audience, but there is no way to know what would happen in that situation.
All I can say is that Cindy Sheehan was allowed an audience, but now she wants another. Sorry lady. Back to the end of the line. I've got some things to say.



I've decided that I love this picture. My childhood playground, brought to ruins. The loss of innocence! Oh, the AGONY!!!!

Do you really, really know me?

Okay, I was bored and I made this quiz about me.

Take it. I'm going to be using it to screen out my real friends from my fake ones.


http://www.quizyourfriends.com/yourquiz.php?quizname=050815220027-87416

Man, I gotta take a whiz!

So, in order to alleviate the boredom that we endure each day at work, my friend and I decided to give each other challenges. Today, she had to say "dude" at the beginning or end of each and every sentence. Today, I have to drink a full bottle full of water every hour, for twelve hours. I started out fine, but I'm starting to question whether I'll be able to make it. Six or seven trips to the restroom each hour is really starting to cut into my work time.

For every guy who hates this stupid song...

Okay, apparently you're not supposed to write on these things about your work, otherwise you might get fired (see www.dooce.com), so I won't. Instead I'll write about the most annoying and obnoxious song ever. And my most recent THREE MINUTES, FIFTY-EIGHT SECONDS OF TORTURE just occurred while at work, so it all fits. This song is about daughters. It's about fathers. It's about mothers. It's about the stupidest THREE MINUTES, FIFTY-EIGHT SECONDS OF TORTURE I've ever heard. I mean really, what is the point of this song? Does John Mayer have some parental issues? Does he feel the need to represent every guy looking out for every girl? That's like George W. Bush representing every American. He doesn't represent me. John Mayer doesn't represent me, because if this were the song representing me, I'd have to shoot myself. No, I don't have a gun, so I'd be willing to use whatever blunt instrument currently at my disposal to end these THREE MINUTES, FIFTY-EIGHT SECONDS OF TORTURE. I realize I've rambled quite a bit on this subject. Now where's my Britney Spears...

Krispy Kremes - Really not that great.

So, the dumbing down of America is quite apparent when movies like Dumb and Dumberer (the sequel, not the brilliant original) and Bringing Down the House even make a place in the Top 10 movies of the week. We all know this. And yet, there is something bigger and more profoundly stupid making its way to the far reachs of our country, and it is just as bad: Krispy Kreme donuts. I am not a fan of the Krispy Kreme donut, and I have nothing against those who enjoy them. What I just don't understand (and feel free to comment, because I'm dying to know the answer) is what is the obsession with Krispy Kreme donuts? Why do people drive for miles to sit for hours to get these things. When the Krispy Kreme in Burlington opened up, there was an article in the Western Front about it. Okay, fine. I can deal. They quoted some guy who said something along the lines of "hey, I don't normally like donuts, but I love Krispy Kremes! They're grrrrrrrreat!" Now, this may not be exactly what he said, because this was a few years ago, and my memory's just not what it used to be since I turned 24. I have two things to say: 1) Krispy Kremes are like the McDonald's of donuts. Yes, they are full of sugar, but I defy you to find one person, just one, who considers McDonald's to be their favorite hamburgers. And this includes anything on the menu, even the Quarter Pounder with Cheese (Royale with Cheese for my French readers), which I happen to like. Krispy Kremes are not the best donuts. And the second thing I have to say is, and I cannot stress this enough (I'll even bold it for you):

THEY'RE JUST DONUTS!!!!!

Try to wrap your head around that one, people. It's not the second coming, it's a donut. Now, head over to Henry's in Everett. They'll show you what a donut is all about.